why don't you do right

[So. Because this amuses me, in at least one universe, Xanti has at least one parent, who has been pretty insistent on setting him up with one of her employees. Dates and hookups and some really questionable texts aside, Alaznes have been pretty busy around the holiday season.

But hey, perhaps really late on Halloween, he'll get a text, asking where he is. This can only end well, right?]