this is going to be so dumb

[So, so dumb.

Because, you see, while someone wasn't looking at a specific beach or revolution or whatever the hell these two idiots were up to, one bluesid idiot got sidetracked.

Fifteen minutes later, she can be found on a poolside beach chair with a line around the pool, dispensing...either romantic advice or advice for starting a peasant uprising with Alazne we're never really sure. She also seems to have commandeered the entire hotel staff into arranging people particularly.

She may, just a little bit, not actually know what to do with herself when not working and got bored.]